Then carefully replace that little paper seal.
Yes, after putting the cards in the correct order.
Then mail it with a little personal msg.
Which you playback against the cards, et voilà!
And the little piece of chocolate?
Who doesn’t like chocolate?
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If I Did Not Know Better
If I didn’t know better, I would think it was a plan…or a trick. It seems such a brilliant grift; flood the national conversation with garbage, the streets with guns, the food with sugar, the medicine with narcotics, the software with spies, the banks with freebooters, and the minds of children with global apocalypse—then tell them convenient solutions to their beautiful problems are available, directly from you, at reasonable prices, sign here.
Really tired of grown ups on TV surprised that an IT technician has access to IT resources, which means access to everything, everywhere, all at once. Have you sneaky hackeretti convinced everyone you’re really only about corn chips, first person shooters, and porn? Well done ya fux, well done.
Six of One, Half Dozen of an Other
Hitting me in the heart with your words is equal to me hitting you in the head with my stick. Six of one…
No—that’s half of one to six dozen of an other, i.e. gross…a gross…aha, a ha ha ha. Ahem—it’s not the same. You’re mistaking the inside for the outside, you see?
Did a grown man, once active in our legal system, just say “If the facts are correct…”? Yes. Yes he did. Facts are correct by definition BB. That’s what ‘fact‘ means. Maybe time to bow out, eh?
Thomas. Small, certainly, but also one of these definition vampires…
“‘Hospitality‘ means what I say it means!“
We all know what he means.
It’s class folks—not race, nor gender, nor flavor, nor religion—class is the Α&Ω.
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It’s clear, yes? You want the auditors asking themselves why the admiral prints two copies a lot, rather than why the hell is Sgt. Suspect printing out those files?
There it is! lprintr4579hd3j48.dumpCache()
Obcure New Law
§ Any internet entity requiring an identity test to use their services must provide, in visual proximity to main user interface elements, another such element that a) provides complete activity log and content of the account as downloadable, b) provides an option to delete the account, the log, and the content immediately.
Defending against AI Lobbyists - Schneier on Security
This piece is by Nathan Sanders, guest blogging on Bruce’s site. A decent read and the comments aren’t all batshit crazy, which is nice.