Should be a great xmas, so many Santas!

Headlines that tell the entire story

Hey, news editors writing headlines that tell the entire story—be praised! The ordered presentation of facts and not the grooming of responses is what citizens want. And despite likely higher click-through rates, the rest of you can fuck off with the coy questions, implied mystery, fortune telling, and all the other horseshit. Oh btw, “facts” are all the things you can know without opening up anybody else’s head. Inside the head stuff is called “opinion”.

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Twitter is the town square for a very small square town where the townsfolk can only like, repeat, or slap each other.


I try to be a good atheist, but sometimes I’m just like “goddamn it!”

End of the World – Individual Serving: Famine

End of the World – Individual Serving: Plague.

Closeup of locust (grasshopper) on black metal railing with blurry indistinct background.

If you take away the trappings of success, what’s left? Correct—nothing. So go out and succeed without getting trapped, ok?

Sometimes I wish I didn’t know better.

Was excited about the new tube so much that I forgot about the ride but then I got some frozen custard and found them. Huh.

Being enlightened is cool and all, but I kinda miss the longing, y’know?