Well…sure, you can take an umbrella into the shower with you, but…uh…maybe explain again what you mean by dry?
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Just Noticing
I’m just noticing that a lot of my ground truth on matters internetty is based on the proposition that the internet is on a continuum with other means of individual creative expression; internet, tv, movies, radio…(skip ahead, brother)…live voice, our bodies. And that it is also this way with tools of individual education, certainly. But (ding!) others may see the thing differently. Perhaps as primarily a token game platform, or a herding mechanism.
Don’t shoot yourself in the foot just to prove them wrong about the gun being loaded.
I guess a lot of us are
Then carefully replace that little paper seal.
Yes, after putting the cards in the correct order.
Then mail it with a little personal msg.
Which you playback against the cards, et voilà!
And the little piece of chocolate?
Who doesn’t like chocolate?
🗝 👀
If I Did Not Know Better
If I didn’t know better, I would think it was a plan…or a trick. It seems such a brilliant grift; flood the national conversation with garbage, the streets with guns, the food with sugar, the medicine with narcotics, the software with spies, the banks with freebooters, and the minds of children with global apocalypse—then tell them convenient solutions to their beautiful problems are available, directly from you, at reasonable prices, sign here.
Really tired of grown ups on TV surprised that an IT technician has access to IT resources, which means access to everything, everywhere, all at once. Have you sneaky hackeretti convinced everyone you’re really only about corn chips, first person shooters, and porn? Well done ya fux, well done.
It’s clear, yes? You want the auditors asking themselves why the admiral prints two copies a lot, rather than why the hell is Sgt. Suspect printing out those files?
There it is! lprintr4579hd3j48.dumpCache()
Obcure New Law
§ Any internet entity requiring an identity test to use their services must provide, in visual proximity to main user interface elements, another such element that a) provides complete activity log and content of the account as downloadable, b) provides an option to delete the account, the log, and the content immediately.