Star-bellies Unite!

To be SOOOOOO concerned with race and not know what the fuck it is. What are we doing?

Well, that may just be all I need of Mastodon.

DON’T TELL ARTISTS WHAT TO DO.

It really fucks me off when people pretend they know me, cuz’ cousin’, ya don’t.

When you receive unemployment benefits, they should also include a little box of pilfered binder clips and dry erase markers—just to maintain a lifestyle, y’know. ❥

I updated the update to the Anagram Puzzle. Maybe easier now? 🤔

Who says America doesn’t care about its children? I just saw an ad and get this: both Cocoa Pebbles AND Fruity Pebbles have a new crunch. C’mon, we’re just givin‘ away crunch tech to kids. We love ‘em!

Updated my anagram puzzle. Good luck!

Anagram Puzzle

Take these nine letters

A B D E I I L R S

and rearrange them into words of the given length based on the clues below.

So the answer to the first is a seven letter word and then a two letter word. The answer to the next uses the same nine letters, but the answer is three words of length 1, 3, and 5, and the order matters.

Make sense? Have at it! DON’T peak at the footnotes (answers)!

Mock-worthy sales pitch: 7,2 1

What Stormy might say: 1,3,5 2

Desert land offer: 6,3 3

Put down cheeses: 4,5 4

Point out flood tools: 2,7 5

What a knight vampire might say: 1,3,5 6

Pacific Rim, Dark Tower star: 5,4 7

Tony west coast bad mouthing: 3,3,3 8

Women kid! : 6,3 9

Bonus! - Add one letter for a 10 letter anagram, the clue: Bawdy fun: 10 10

[ edit: I had a clue badly wrong. Fixed. Y’all get more time to solve! ]

[ edit: I added two more clues and a bonus! I’ll post the answer in reply here. ]

[ edit: I changed things around a bit and gave the 9 letters to get you started. ]

Watch OUT, here come the answers… ❥

  1. RISIBLE AD ↩︎

  2. I BED LIARS ↩︎

  3. ISRAEL BID ↩︎

  4. LAID BRIES ↩︎

  5. ID BAILERS ↩︎

  6. I SIR BLADE ↩︎

  7. IDRIS ELBA ↩︎

  8. BEL AIR DIS ↩︎

  9. LADIES RIB ↩︎

  10. + R = RIBALDRIES ↩︎

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