Okay, let’s just watch this one (#WWDC22) unfold on #twitter. Normally I’m sniffing for highestbandwidthpossiblemorefasternowplease so maybe let’s slow down…way down.
Okay, let’s just watch this one (#WWDC22) unfold on #twitter. Normally I’m sniffing for highestbandwidthpossiblemorefasternowplease so maybe let’s slow down…way down.
The inevitability of our bodies insists on one thing only — dance.
Despite our best intentions, the response from posterity is probably going to be “What the fuck were these people thinking?” rather than the “What a bunch of pros!” we are all hoping for. Not that this is news…
Likely initial reaction of alien intelligence viewing high resolution individual component level activity on this little planet? “Oh, look, they got ‘em in white, too!“
And in that same spirit, a quote from The View belongs to Everyone (the FLC) for those who tweet flippancies about modern software design:
“We esteem too easy Obtain too cheap, And we talk a lot of shit from the back fuckin’ seat!”
Instructive insight on modern software design from a G. Carlin quote:
“Nail two things together that have never been nailed together before and someone will buy it from you, man!”
I don’t want a box of nails. I want a doohickey so I can do my hickey.
Happy Today Everybody! I just had what can really only be understood as another episode. The Uvalde Murders set a lot of new variable values and my old and now clearly straining algorithms exhibited new bugs, some severe. So I puked on Twitter for two days. Not on the company Twitter but instead on anyone who happened across my little artifacts of pain and outrage (@michaelianblack, @Mr_Completely, @BetoORourke, @AndrewYang) in the cognitive construction referred to as Twitter.
Hey, @elonmusk, you can’t buy chess—you can only buy a chess set. The real value is not so much in the board and the pieces, but in people’s continued desire to play.
The people who live where the sun goes down see the true nature of things differently than the people who live where the sun rises. What? Oh yeah, they are the same people, but’s still true though, right?
Instead of bitching about the TimeSuck of confirming your TimeMachine backups are correct and complete—instead imagine the counter factual extreme where you aren’t allowed to save any data offline, all must be streamed or subscribed. Love me a big bowl o’ backups for breakfast.