Disclosure: Like many Americans I suffer from a condition known as CAFNAP (Cockney Accent for No Apparent Reason).

I’m pretty convinced this is a result of early exposure to Monty Python.

This may cause the narrative tone of some of my posts and comments to shift abruptly—innit? ‘Ave a butcher’s at the dog for the seasons, China!”

[ Ed. Note ] Isn’t it true? Have a look at the phone for the reasons, mate!