Desktop Cognitive Dissonance
WhiteOut™ doesn’t. It does not get the white out. It adds white. It is really WhiteIn. Why do we accept this?
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On Wings and a Pear
The red pepper flakes in the coleslaw somehow hid before I took this. So imagine red pepper flakes, and the teriyaki dribble is not there, and the tableware is clean…and the pun’s better. 🍐😳
Remember the last time you were just quietly smiling to yourself?
That’s it. That’s the whole point. Really, the whole thing.
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Dude, you are full on fight-clubbin’, just…chill a momo.
Then carefully replace that little paper seal.
Yes, after putting the cards in the correct order.
Then mail it with a little personal msg.
Which you playback against the cards, et voilà!
And the little piece of chocolate?
Who doesn’t like chocolate?
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Funny that safe easy to use personal cryptography for privacy never caught on, but AI will be on your phone later today.
If I Did Not Know Better
If I didn’t know better, I would think it was a plan…or a trick. It seems such a brilliant grift; flood the national conversation with garbage, the streets with guns, the food with sugar, the medicine with narcotics, the software with spies, the banks with freebooters, and the minds of children with global apocalypse—then tell them convenient solutions to their beautiful problems are available, directly from you, at reasonable prices, sign here.
Really tired of grown ups on TV surprised that an IT technician has access to IT resources, which means access to everything, everywhere, all at once. Have you sneaky hackeretti convinced everyone you’re really only about corn chips, first person shooters, and porn? Well done ya fux, well done.
Maybe we need a moratorium on pin-head reporting rather than engineering efforts.
Don’t get me wrong about celery either; like some in my BM thank you very much, and in the macaroni salad—mirepoix for crying’ out loud.