Negative Information Calories
Y’know how the calories you need to eat a stalk of raw celery are more calories than the celery itself provides you by eating it? Some content is like that when I think about it. For me, Twitter was like sooo much celery. This is a weird metaphor, but true kinda.
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Whatz you need? Diamonds…hnuh…powdered milk? I get it for you. BRIDE? I get it.
You’re just saying white things.
If in city I get it for you…popcornz, bleachez, nurse…
Stop. No, not you, keep walking…
…shark tooth…cueball…marzshmallow…
…mini-marzshmallow…albino monkey…Betty!…I get it.
…talcum…smash potato…polarz bear…crisco…
…mayonaisez…shaves cream…little bent bit o' plastic spork…
| Results of the Survey | |
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| 62% | claim to be in the minority |
| 19% | claim the survey does not in fact exist |
| 17% | claim to be in the majority |
| 4% | claim to be why the results ≠ 100% |
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The single biggest issue facing people today is urgent over-generalization! Wake up, man!
The only way to fix it is with platitudes! Let’s go!
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Six of One, Half Dozen of an Other
Hitting me in the heart with your words is equal to me hitting you in the head with my stick. Six of one…
No—that’s half of one to six dozen of an other, i.e. gross…a gross…aha, a ha ha ha. Ahem—it’s not the same. You’re mistaking the inside for the outside, you see?
Twice — Once Again
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Did a grown man, once active in our legal system, just say “If the facts are correct…”? Yes. Yes he did. Facts are correct by definition BB. That’s what ‘fact‘ means. Maybe time to bow out, eh?
Thomas. Small, certainly, but also one of these definition vampires…
“‘Hospitality‘ means what I say it means!“
We all know what he means.
It’s class folks—not race, nor gender, nor flavor, nor religion—class is the Α&Ω.
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It’s clear, yes? You want the auditors asking themselves why the admiral prints two copies a lot, rather than why the hell is Sgt. Suspect printing out those files?
There it is! lprintr4579hd3j48.dumpCache()