Time wobbles. Which means a “little bit ahead” and a “little bit behind” are pretty much the same thing.
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7-11, JESUS, UHAUL
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Disclosure: Like many Americans I suffer from a condition known as CAFNAP (Cockney Accent for No Apparent Reason).
This may cause the narrative tone of some of my posts and comments to shift abruptly—innit? ‘Ave a butcher’s at the dog for the seasons, China!”
[ Ed. Note ] Isn’t it true? Have a look at the phone for the reasons, mate!
Murderous Lunacy? No, I’m okay, thanks.
When I was younger I remember understanding that murderous lunacy was mostly frowned upon, most all the time, and when it happened it was quite exceptional. Lately I’ve noticed, not only has this habit of violent abandon persisted, but seems to have actually gained in popularity. In my memory, rogue statesmen and stateswomen, cad soldiers, criminals, spies, these were known to on occasion succumb to the jingles of the murder carnival.
If you are thinking about doing something a little gangsta this afternoon—or even if not—have a listen to this before you go, just to sort of loosen up :-)
More Songs About Buildings and Food
All we may have left to offer our children, by way of an explanation as to how things came to be the way they are, is that we conquered, and now run, the entire world with language games…
Fictional Investor Brief
Turing Tours - AI Training
| Company Name | Turing Tours |
|---|---|
| Industry | AI Training Data Sets |
| Founded | 2023 |
| Assets | IP ownership and license in excess of 12.5k petas (raw, estimated) |
| CRate | Domain conversion exceeds ~200 gigs per day/domain |
| EYield | Entropy holds at -.03 |
Well howdeedoodaaday!
Life Is Good In the Greenhouse
A great little ditty from a great little combo from way back when…
Everybody says something, truth lies or both
But dear all your hot air don’t encourage growth
Do you wonder why I look so fresh?
Do you wonder why I look so tall?
Do you wonder why you’ll never ever move me?
Life is good in the greenhouse
Rather be a plant than be your Mickey Mouse
— XTC from Go2, 1978
Trusted Securities Advisor ChatGPT
Trusted securities advisor ChatGPT says this is what we’ll hear from the Federal Reserve in their next statement (Note that ChatGPT has no information past September 2021): At the Federal Reserve, we are deeply concerned about the current banking liquidity crisis. We understand the challenges faced by financial institutions in managing their liquidity risk in the current environment of heightened uncertainty and volatility. To address this crisis, we are taking several measures to support the liquidity needs of banks and ensure the stability of the financial system.